"Not all men" you're right, Clint Barton wouldn't do this.

 

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: ad-mira-tion)

bluehairedtracii:

Incorrect DBH quotes as vines IIII

Traci: hey, I’m lesbian

Connor: *looks confused* I thought you were American???

tullerne:

Ever since have played dbh I’ve felt like a personal cheerleader for Connor and I’m 110% fine with that

@ cr. to owner

incorrectdetroitbh:

Connor, after researching internet slang: Listen Hank, in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted.

Hank: I’m literally begging you to stop.

incorrectdetroitbh:

Amanda: How do you plead?

RK900: *looks at Connor*

Connor: *mouths “not deviant”*

RK900: hot lenient

Connor: Just deactivate him.

purplereed:
“minor inconvenience: happens
hank: i wish i was dead lol
connor: ?????!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?
”

purplereed:

minor inconvenience: happens
hank: i wish i was dead lol
connor: ?????!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?